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This is a compendium of all the works from the Real Housewives of Baldur's Gate discord server!
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What happens when a director decides to make the ultimate meta-film - himself as the subject, object, and lens all at once?
The result is either artistic brilliance or the most elaborate monument to self-regard ever captured on camera.Astarion - pale as moonlight, with an ego that could eclipse the sun - assembles a crew for his most ambitious project yet.
Those who've lost the ability to be shocked attempt to capture layer upon layer of cinematic reality.This is the story of a production where the boundary between genius and absurdity blurs - until even the crew can't tell the difference.
As meta-narratives spiral into infinity and reality fractures into prismatic shards, you'll witness the transformation of narcissism into something that transcends conventional categories.
Is it art? Is it madness? Is it both? -
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Astarion plans a surprise date for Foxglove. Unfortunately, the creatures of the Underdark (and the weather) have a different plan.
Written for WildgroveGardens as part of RHoBG’s 2026 Valentine’s Day exchange.
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Not the problem anymore by Onebaddmoose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
01 Apr 2026
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Sedna Hero of the Gate returns to Caer-Konig and finds she`s no longer the outcast she was before, people are kind in ways they were never before and she doesn't know what to do with that, Gerladus steps in to offer his advice.
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- Part 4 of Faerunian Posey
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Sheltered in Crimson by Onebaddmoose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
01 Apr 2026
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The Temple of Lathander has sent young devout Aric Provoss to spy on happenings in Baldur`s Gate, told to watch the Crimson Duke...but whatever you do Don`t listen to his words..
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- Part 11 of Faerunian Posey
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What if Gale needed to rest from an exhausting fight and had to stay behind for the day in camp but refuses to do so?
Well, his beloved paladin knows a trick or two to convince their stubborn wizard to rest in the softest way imaginable…
They may be called “Lay on hands charges” but nobody said that you have to use your hands to take care of your lover!Have some sweet Genderneutral!PaladinxWizard fluff for bidding 2025 farewell!
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- Part 3 of Of a wizard and his paladin…