BAMF Without Bashing
Logic is sexy, even in a fictional setting. BAMFs are sexy, no matter where they are.
This collection is dedicated to the fantastic fiction that combines Logic and BAMF to negate the annoyances that plague Bash-prolific stories. I like a good Face-slapping, but not when the antagonist could get punched through a wall and still not understand why it's happening. So, this is for the self-aware characters that know when and where to slap, and for the self-aware antagonists that know when and where they're being slapped.
Nothing is more satisfying.
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I Am Not Nothing by MageOfCole
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Black Panther (2018), X-Men - All Media Types
13 Oct 2018
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The man she thought she loved abandoned her to die in the cold of Siberia, the man she thought loved her had lied to her for years. Was that really the kind of relationship she wanted? A man who made her feel small, a man who called lying to her face and manipulating her "love"?
She was not nothing; she was Antonia Fucking Stark, and it was time for her to embrace that.
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- Part 1 of I Am Not Nothing
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The Bearing of Iron by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types
04 Sep 2018
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“How long until earthfall J?” Toni asks, hands steady on the wheel and mind whirling.
“If the current rate of propulsion is kept, less than an hour,” JARVIS tells her promptly. “The vessel is large, fast, and does not seem to be attempting to maintain any level of true stealth. Radio contact will be possible in five to ten minutes, Miss.”
Toni, having been enjoying a leisurely drive down the scenic route back to the Compound, is just under an hour away even if she speeds significantly. That’s unacceptable.
“I’ll be there in six,” Toni tells him even as she pushes the seat back a bit from the dash. “Scramble the Legion, get Rhodey and Vision on alert, and send a ping to Panthro. Don’t tell them to assemble just … to be ready to if we have to.”
“Of course, Miss,” JARVIS answers promptly.
Even without her hands on the wheel the car doesn’t so much as sway off course.
JARVIS has, as always, anticipated her every need.
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- Part 8 of The Components of Construction
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"It wasn't every day that a guy who'd never gotten a women pregnant (and never wanted to, thank you very much) got to wake up in bed with all of his kids — and besides, Tony was the kind of guy who never failed to enjoy a really good cuddle."
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- Part 1 of Tony's Weekend With The Kids
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Gibbs has two files in his head marked "DiNozzo" and "Trouble." Most problems involving his SFA end up in the file labeled "DiNozzo— Hilarious Trouble." This problem, however, is looking like it's going to end up in the other file, the one labeled "DiNozzo— Serious Trouble."
When a phone call from Philadelphia causes Tony to begin acting oddly, Gibbs suspects that something is wrong. His suspicions are confirmed when a Sentinel and Guide pair from the Philadelphia S & G Center show up at NCIS asking for Guide DiNozzo. Uncertain what his SFA has gotten himself into, Gibbs calls in the big guns: the former Judge Advocate General and the current Alpha Sentinel of D.C., A.J. Chegwidden, and his guide, Captain Harmon Rabb.
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- Part 1 of This Space Opera
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Overall, Jack is pretty happy. He’s just met his guide and they’ve got a sweet new second level accord (okay, so the fact that they totally bypassed the first level is, perhaps, concerning). Not to mention, Tony is apparently a shoo-in for that new investigative unit Paul wants. However, not everything is as simple as it appears. His new guide has a ton of baggage from his last “perfect” sentinel and a talent for finding more (and weirder) trouble than Jack has had contend with since he was responsible for Daniel Jackson. Including a new and totally unexpected threat to Earth.
Against all odds, Tony has met a second perfect sentinel. Moreover, they have somehow managed to form a second level accord without even trying. This should be enough trouble for even Tony to be getting on with. But then Jack reads Tony into the top secret program he’s working on over at the Pentagon, and suddenly, Tony is being sucked down the rabbit hole into a world where aliens exist, space travel is possible, and Earth is in almost as much danger from its own people as it is from its offworld enemies. It’s at times like this that one has to ask oneself: what would Will Smith do?
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- Part 3 of This Space Opera
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There is danger and joy in bringing Potters into the world.
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Cotton Soldier by Lonely_Red_Fox
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Dec 2025
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Fox was called to a batch meeting with Cody, Wolffe and Rex. Surely nothing could go wrong.
"There was the room. He just needed to go in. No need to assume the worst before he even knew what was going to happen.
-They hate you though. They’ll hurt you.-
He quickly shooed those thoughts out of his head. No time to dwell. If he wanted to get to sleep before his next shift he’d have to hurry. Fox planted his feet next to each other and tried to stand as straight as possible. Still, he hesitated when reaching for the door panel."Series
- Part 1 of Cotton beneath my Skin
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12 Dec 2024
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Tony's Weekend With The Kids by prairiecrow
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
24 Mar 2013
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This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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Hound is a broken man who has a mission he can't refuse or fail. Harumi is a medic who can't say no to her siblings. What do these two have in common? A young blonde who needs to be kept safe from someone or something. AU where Kakashi becomes Naruto's guardian and his life is turned upside down by a medic and her family.
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Wherein Hyuuga Hiashi, doting grandfather of Boruto and Himawari, ends up years in the past, and thoroughly confuses everyone.