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"The Cosmic Cantina"
A new bar suddenly appeared in Kabuki-cho. Judging from the name, the owner was probably an Amanto and Gintoki couldn't resist trying the Amanto drinks.
He was supposed to come to this bar with Sakamoto since that sleazy man promised to treat him to a drink for lending a hand during their last mission.
But of course, he got dragged there by Mutsu after getting caught. Now that Gintoki was alone and had no one to accompany him, he decided to enter the dimly lit bar.
As he expected, the place was packed with Amanto and aliens he had never seen before. Some of the human mafias threw dangerous looks his way, while others ignored his existence. The sounds of glasses clinking and murmurs filled the air.
Gintoki liked the scent of alcohol mixed with smoke that wafted through the room. It reminded him of Vice Commander Hijikata Toushirou whenever they had drinks together.
Ah yes, Hijikata Toushirou, his long-standing, one-sided crush for years. The jaded samurai never mustered the courage to confess his feelings to the only female member of the Shinsengumi.
He hadn't seen her for a long time. The Shinsengumi was always busy dealing with troublesome rebels or offenders who liked to disrupt the peace in Edo.
He was aware of why Hijikata was avoiding him, but he pretended not to acknowledge it. "It was just one kiss, dammit!" Gintoki slammed his glass once he finished drinking. He got a glare from the bartender as he smirked apologetically.
He guessed the problem started after he accidentally kissed her during their most drunken night together. "Another round, bartender. I've got all night to drink away my problems," Gintoki spoke as he offered his glass.
The bartender only grunted, only complying because Gintoki was still paying. The silver-haired samurai wanted to drown in his sorrow. He used to be alone and didn't need company, but everything changed when he met Hijikata.
He had never met someone who was so in sync with him despite their huge differences in personality and taste, but Gintoki secretly liked working with Hijikata. The sight of Hijikata smoking, with his soft sapphire eyes, against the sunset, made Gintoki feel like he was seeing heaven.
Gintoki heard some laughter coming from the other side of the bar. Once he squinted his eyes at the noisiest table, he saw sleazy old men with a lot of bunny girls.
"Uh, so this place provides such services," Gintoki wondered if he could use the service. He surely wanted a bunny girl to comfort him since he couldn't see his crush anymore.
And then he saw a familiar black-haired woman who looked just like Hijikata.
"What the—?" Gintoki trailed off. His jaw dropped when he saw one of the bunnies who looked just like Hijikata. No, she was probably the same Hijikata he knew.
This time, she was wearing something really inappropriate, yet Gintoki couldn't take his eyes off her.
‘Seriously?!’ Gintoki's mind was filled with so many emotions. Anger, curiosity, lust, and gratitude mixed into one. He walked slowly to the nearby toilet, staring at that particular table.
It was obvious that Hijikata wasn't comfortable at all. The sleazy old man kept glancing at her with naughty eyes, and some of the bunny girls didn't like how Hijikata had stolen their spotlight.
Who could resist such beauty like Hijikata, especially when she was wearing a bunny suit with such terrifying eyes?
Once Hijikata slowly returned to the staff room, Gintoki followed her sneakily, successfully tricking the guards and slipping in unnoticed.
Hijikata almost screamed when Gintoki was right behind her. He quickly put his hand over her mouth. "Shh, don't make a fuss or we'll get busted," Gintoki said with a teasing tone.
Hijikata's expression was full of anger and shock. "The hell—Yorozuya?!" she exclaimed. Gintoki slowly dragged her to a safe corner where no security cameras recorded it.
Gintoki couldn't keep his hands off her bunny suit. "Hmmm, I never thought someone like you would wear something sexy like this..." he said. The latex outfit sure caught his eye.
She slapped his hands. "Shut up. You don't know anything, alright? You don't have the right to make comments," she said.
Gintoki noticed that Hijikata was nervous. "Oh really? After avoiding me for weeks, now I find you here," he said.
Hijikata grumbled, almost like a whisper, "Ugh - I don't want to meet you like this..."
Gintoki raised his eyebrow. "Hmm?" he said as he still cornered her.
“Nothing. Can you just get out of here and—”
“No can do. I want to see the great Vice Commander acting as a bunny girl in this club, I probably won’t find this kind of service anywhere, am I right, Fukucho?” Gintoki won’t easily back down, a mere threatening warning won’t make him quit teasing Hijikata.
“You—” Hijikata interrupted by a call from Yamazaki. "What is it, Yamazaki? Huh—shit..." she said. "Fine, I'll put on a show. I have a helper here."
Hijikata smirked. "Then, if you don't want to get out, how about you help me?" she said with a furrowed eyebrow.
“Huh?” Gintoki was taken aback. "What the fuck is this?" he said as she shoved work clothes at him.
Hijikata didn't hesitate to strip off his white yukata and unzip his black clothes. She gasped a bit when she saw his magnificent chest abs, but she shoved the clothes at him as she took his clothes forcefully.
To be honest, Gintoki didn't mind getting stripped by Hijikata, but the heavy-smoker woman demanded that he change clothes quickly. "I need to stall for more time, so we'll put on a show," Hijikata explained as she dragged him to another room and spoke with the manager. "What show?" "A lap dance. And you," Hijikata pulled him closer by grabbing his black tie, "are now my partner in crime."
This was hot, Gintoki thought. "What? Hey, I didn't agree to do this crap--"
"Are you sure? Then I would ask someone else to replace you," Hijikata said with a taunting face.
"What--wait!" Gintoki surely hated that idea. He didn't want anyone to replace his role right now. "Fine, I'll do it."
Hijikata brought him to the room where they planned to trap their target. Hijikata explained briefly what they had to do, but Gintoki wasn't focused, as the idea of Hijikata's body all over his was blowing his mind.
They went back to the lounge room where the target man was enjoying himself with his bunnies. "Oh, where have you been, darling? I missed you already," the man said in a very disgusting tone. Even Gintoki was on the verge of wanting to punch him.
"Follow me, sir. We have a special performance for you, sir," Hijikata said, throwing a fake customer service smile and leading him to a private VIP room.
Hijikata slowly started to dance once the music turned on. The lights dimmed and the atmosphere changed drastically. "Oh-ho," even the old man started to enjoy the view.
"Isn't this weird? She should be giving the lap dance to him, not me--wait a minute, no! I won't let her give a lap dance to that old man!" Gintoki didn't know how to react, as he had never been stuck in a messed-up situation like this before.
Hijikata was dancing very sexy in his lap, he didn’t know Hijikata was capable of pulling off a sexy dance like this. His mind start imagining that Hijikata might have experience in this field made his blood boil. ‘Focus! Focus!’
Gintoki’s hands were very close to grabbing Hijikata’s ass before Hijikata grabbed both of his hands and she start humping at his groin.
Gintoki bit his lips, trying his best to not go out of control, but he saw the old man was enjoying their show. ‘Huh, what the—He enjoying this? Watching me and Hijikata closely like this—’
“That man likes to watch this kind of show—” Hijikata whispered, her hot breath on his ear making his sanity snap.
“Hmm? Then we should give more effort—” Gintoki smirked, his hands suddenly slipped from her grip and he didn’t hesitate to touch her buttocks.
“Wha—” Hijikata didn’t have time to stop his naughty hands. His special message made her body shudder as Hijikata fell above his body.
Hijikata was throwing a murderous look, it was like she was whispering ‘This is not what we have planned—’ But Gintoki ignored her completely.
It was hell for Gintoki to not touch the sweetest thing in front of him. There was no way he would miss this opportunity, the woman was capable to punch him so he touched more before she has enough.
“Mnngh—” Surprisingly Hijikata stopped resisting, her body flinched and moved alluringly, making face like she was begging for more.
Gintoki cannot hold himself back anymore as he pressed his lips into hers. Both of them froze up because they didn’t plan to kiss in front of the target.
But Hijikata’s hand grabbed his neck and deepened their kiss. Both of them lost what they suppose to do and start devouring each other in front of the old man.
The old man still enjoying, he even clapped when they finally kiss.
“Don’t stop, Hijikata. He would suspect us~” Gintoki said after they broke the kiss and his hand gripping so hard at her ass, giving him a special massage that made her mewl.
“Fuck—Stop touching me that—” Hijikata didn’t expect Gintoki would boldly touch her private part, yet she cannot deny that her body shuddered in pleasure.
“Why? He’s enjoying the show, you enjoy—” Gintoki gives in to his desire as his finger slipped from and starts teasing Hijikata with his fingers.
“Aaah—I’m—” Hijikata cannot stop his moans, Gintoki’s lips were all over her neck and cleavage, leaving visible marks as his fingers dug deeper. “I’m at my limit—”
“I am this close to—” Gintoki also whispered back, before he lost control and ripped both of their clothes, someone suddenly interrupted their sexy times.
“SHINSENGUMI! We’re here to arrest you!”
Turned out Sougo and his teams got all the evidence while Hijikata distracted the target. Now the operation succeeds, there’s no need for the Vice Commander and Yorozuya Boss to continue their disguise, right?
Yamazaki arrived late because he has to assist Kondo in the Shinsengumi HQ, now he has to report to his beloved boss, but he didn’t find Hijikata anywhere at the crime scene.
“Uh—Sougo, did you see Fukucho? I need to give her a report about—” Yamazaki innocently asked Sougo, unaware of what happened a few hours ago.
“Ah, she’s busy, like really busy right now—How about you deliver this tomorrow?” Sougo was very kind to give him a subtle message, but because Yamazaki was sometimes too oblivious, he didn’t realize what he means.
“What do you mean—Hey! Now he’s gone…” Yamazaki was confused about what to do with the reports, he did postpone his job to report once, and Hijikata was super mad at him afterward.
When Yamazaki was about to leave, he heard moaning sounds coming from the dark alley beside Cosmic Cantina, He was aware there’s would be a couple of perverts who had done the deeds right in the public, but what shocked him he saw someone he didn’t expect before.
‘Hmm… What’s that—Holy shit!!!’ His eyes saw his boss was being railed hard by the famous Yorozuya Boss.
After seeing Yamazaki running away abruptly, Gintoki smirked. Hijikata was too busy moaning because his dick pounding her hard, making her wet and messy.
“Uh oh, it seems your dear subordinate found out about us—” Gintoki said. That statement made her pussy even tighter than before. Hijikata didn’t say anything because she gives up thinking straight.
When they both reached the climax together, Hijikata can feel her thigh getting wet as Gintoki pulled out his dick.
She can’t believe it she lost her sanity over her desire when Gintoki seduced her to continue whatever they left off and let the man take her in a suspicious dark alley, what a day!
“Want to move somewhere else better?” Gintoki whispered in her ear, pointing to the love hotel nearby.
“Fuck—Fine, just take me, Gintoki,” Hijikata admitted that she also didn’t want their night to end so soon.
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Hijikata wanted to believe that she was being possessed when she agreed to use the bunny suit once more when they arrived at the love hotel.
She didn’t know how Gintoki can smuggle her bunny suit from the bar, but she was more confused about why she agreed to wear it. Deep down, she was curious what Gintoki would do to her if she wore it.
She knew Gintoki was a such horny pervert and he already prove it by fucking her shamelessly in the dark alley, and she wanted to see more of his wild side.
And she wasn’t wrong. Gintoki was a fucking beast when she teased him with the bunny suit.
“Aah—Aahh—” Hijikata didn’t know how the bunny suit condition right now; she heard a ripping sound when Gintoki tried to take off that latex suit from her skin.
His mouth gladly devoured her breast and made her wet all over again. And his other hand was busy digging deeper, letting out his cum leftover from her pussy.
Once Gintoki shoved his dick again, Hijkata lose her balance when she was on her knees, making her buns more exposed than before.
Gintoki’s hand quickly gripped her rear end and continue to be ramming inside of her, making the Vice Commander moan like she was in heaven.
Even the silver-haired man can’t believe he was making the woman of his life whimper uncontrollably.
Hijikata’s memory went blurry afterward, she did remember they didn’t stop at one round, they keep continued until the bird chirped outside the windows, and Gintoki still made Hiijkata have dry orgasms numerous times.
It was hella weird because both of them didn’t consume any aphrodisiac drugs, but they are acting like they were bunnies on heat. Maybe, "They too were carried away by their own feelings, as if they were drunk.
But as the night comes to an end, they are faced with the reality that life is not just about desires and emotions.
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Both of them were still lying naked beside each other. Gintoki had already woken up and was staring at the V-shaped bang woman beside him, while Hijikata was still looking at the ceiling.
"Hey, why are you avoiding me? Seriously, I need an answer," Gintoki finally asked.
"..." Hijikata didn't seem like she wanted to answer.
"If you're really scared of commitment or anything like that, then -" Gintoki shifted, putting his arms on his head.
"I can't let you go," Hijikata interrupted him.
"What?" Gintoki was surprised.
"If we kiss once more, I... I will give up trying to forget about you," Hijikata said, her voice trembling.
"What?! Why do you need to move on? I mean - we're not even starting anything yet!" Gintoki thought Hijikata was talking nonsense. "And if you noticed, we did more than kiss today."
"..." Hijikata's cheeks reddened as she hid her face with the blanket. It was a bit cute, and Gintoki wished he could hug her right away.
"Hijikata, did I ever say that I was rejecting you or something?" Gintoki asked.
"It's not that. You never said that. It's just... I believe our relationship wouldn't work out," Hijikata answered, slowly showing her face.
"What the hell... you're already giving up before we've even tried? Am I... that hopeless?" Gintoki said, his sad tone affecting Hijikata deeply.
"N-no! It's not you... it's me..." Hijikata trailed off.
After that, no words were exchanged. They both got dressed in their work clothes, which had been laundered at the hotel, and went their separate ways.
Gintoki wondered why he didn't confess before they left. It would have been the right moment, as he knew with a little push, Hijikata would have accepted him.
He knew what she wanted to hear the most, yet he didn't say it. Fear and anxiety were still his old enemies, and his memories still haunted him. Although he felt happy with his new family, having an intimate relationship was a different level for Gintoki.
He was the kind of man who always stopped when he was only one step closer.
People around them still teased a lot, mostly because Yamazaki had spilled the beans about what happened in the dark alley. But Hijikata still acted as usual, and they didn't banter or bicker as they used to whenever they met on the street.
Hijikata's silence ticked off Gintoki. He slowly realized he should have confessed that day, and now he regretted it after weeks had passed.
He took his opportunity when he found Hijikata taking a smoke break in a deserted alley after their usual operation with the Joui Rebels.
Gintoki put his hands over Hijikata, doing the kabedon thing to make her flinch. "You're not changing your mind?"
Hijikata only looked at him with a neutral look. "About what?"
Seeing Hijikata making effort to move on from him, Gintoki's heart flinched. He felt responsible for the pain she was experiencing, as he was the one who made her give up on her feelings.
"Well then, see you if we meet again," Gintoki said, unable to force himself to push her away. He was well aware that it was his fault for not being honest, so he decided to leave her alone.
However, Gintoki didn't expect Hijikata to suddenly grab his yukata. "Wait, Yorozuya," she said.
Gintoki looked at her and saw something rare in her sapphire eyes.
"I... I fucking like you, okay?" Hijikata finally confessed, disregarding the cigarette that fell to the floor.
Gintoki was taken aback. He felt like a big loser for making her confess first.
"I don't want to regret not telling you, so... goodbye," Hijikata said, turning to leave. But Gintoki's hand wouldn't let her go.
"Hey," he said.
"Fuck," Gintoki muttered, pulling her into a tight embrace. "Did you expect me to let you walk away after that groundbreaking confession?"
Hijikata finally laughed, and her soft chuckles made Gintoki's heart flutter. He wanted to make her happy more than anything.
"What about you? You're just as pessimistic as me," Hijikata commented.
"Well, I wasn't sure about your feelings," Gintoki admitted. "I... I have my own insecurities too."
"Are you afraid of not being able to make someone happy?" Hijikata guessed, seeing the fear in his eyes.
"Exactly. You understand me, Hijikata," Gintoki said.
"Heh... I guess we're not that different after all," Hijikata said with a smile.